Ja, DVI/VGA prehod dobiš zraven vseh grafičnih kartic. smile

Hvala, vsem trem smile
Naročil sem ga včeraj zjutraj, dobim ga pa predvidoma v začetku naslednjega tedna.
Ni mi problem sestaviti računalnika, ampak če ga oni in da kaj ne paše oz. manjka se lahko na mestu zmenimo mad mad mad  Pa še njim bolj zaupam dostavo kot pa pošti ali dhl-u. smile

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Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee:

Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

Support: "What sort of trouble?"

Customer: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.",

Support: "Went away?"

Customer:"They disappeared."

Support: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

Customer: "Nothing."

Support: "Nothing?"

Customer: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

Support: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

Customer: "How do I tell?"

Support: "Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"

Customer: "What's a sea-prompt?"

Support: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

Customer: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

Support: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

Customer: "What's a monitor?"

Support: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

Customer: "I don't know."

Support: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

Customer: ......"Yes, I think so."

Support: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

Customer: ......"Yes, it is."

Support: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

Customer: "No."

Support: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

Customer: ......"Okay, here it is."

Support: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

Customer: "I can't reach."

Support: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

Customer: "No."

Support: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

Customer:"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

Support: "Dark?

Customer: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

Support: "Well, turn on the office light then."

Customer:"I can't."

Support: "No? Why not?"

Customer: "Because there's a power outage."

Support: "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

Customer: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

Support: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

Customer: "Really? Is it that bad?"

Support: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

Customer: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

Support: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

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Gender and Computers

Top nine reasons computers must be male:

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9. Size does matter

Top nine reasons computers must be female:

1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7. Smalltalk is important.
8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9. They make you take the garbage out.


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I have a Microsoft waiter
Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[The waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!


The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day . . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00

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Bill Gates goes to hell.

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

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Is Windows a virus?

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.


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Car break trouble

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

"I know," said the Branch Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."

"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."

"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."


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Great news for Bill Gates

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows Vista.

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Software development cycle

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.


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Lp,
Miha

Ok, kupim smile

494,98 €
(Osnovna plošča) MSI - Matična plošča MSI K9N SLI-2F (76.44)
(Procesor) AMD - Procesor AMD Athlon64 X2 4800+ BOX AM2 (93)
(Pomnilnik) Patriot Memory - PATRIOT 2x 1GB DDR2 ram, PC2-6400, 800MHZ s hladilnikom (53.68)
(Grafična kartica) Sapphire - Grafična kartica Sapphire X1950GT 512MB GDDR3 PCI-E 2DVI/TVO LITE (123.69)
(Trdi disk) Seagate - Trdi disk Seagate 320GB SATA2 16MB 7200 (75.05)
(Optična enota) NEC - DVD +/- RW NEC, AD-7170A , BULK, 18x, črn (26.68)
(Optična enota #2) NEC - FDD NEC, 1.44 MB, črn, FD1231H (5.94)
(Ohišje) LC Power - Ohišje LC Pro-906B,350W(12cm+2xSATA),12cm FAN,blac (40.5)

Napajalnik bi zamenjal z 550W prosim, hvala smile Kakšna bo potem cena?
Če ni adapterja DVI/VGA zraven grafične ga prosim priložite.

Ali potrebujem še kaj, je konfiguracija kompatibilna? Da ne bomo potem yikes:O sad:( mad:mad:
Kdaj ga lahko pričakujem?
Katera vrsta dostave je najboljša (najhitrejša)?
Ali sestavljanje zaračunate?
Dostava in vklop... Pridejo pa priključijo? Zastonj?

Upam da zaposleni tudi prebirajo ta forum tongue (Sicer sem ga naročil že preko spletne trgovine ampak tam ne morem postavljati teh vprašanj smile )
Upam da se bo komu dalo odgovarjati na vse to tongue

Hvala,
Miha

Aha, saj res smile

Pol bo pa grafična "Sapphire X1950GT 512MB GDDR3 PCI-E 2DVI/TVO LITE"

Ugotvil sem da Grafična kartica "Sapphire HD 2600PRO 512MB DDR2 PCIE 2DVII/TVO BULK" ne pride v poštev ker nima VGA izhoda za moj monitor sad
Ugotovil sem tudi da matična ima zvočno 7.1 in 4 slote za rame.

Torej moja posodobljena konfiguracija:

454,99 €
(Osnovna plošča) MSI - Matična plošča MSI K9N SLI-2F (76.44)
(Procesor) AMD - Procesor AMD Athlon64 X2 4800+ BOX AM2 (93)
(Pomnilnik) Patriot Memory - PATRIOT 2x 1GB DDR2 ram, PC2-6400, 800MHZ s hladilnikom (53.68)
(Grafična kartica) Leadtek - Grafična kartica Leadtek PX8500GT 512M PCI-E/HDTV (83.7)
(Trdi disk) Seagate - Trdi disk Seagate 320GB SATA2 16MB 7200 (75.05)
(Optična enota) NEC - DVD +/- RW NEC, AD-7170A , BULK, 18x, črn (26.68)
(Optična enota #2) NEC - FDD NEC, 1.44 MB, črn, FD1231H (5.94)
(Ohišje) LC Power - Ohišje LC Pro-906B,350W(12cm+2xSATA),12cm FAN,blac (40.5)

Napajalnik bi zamenjal z 550W.

Mogoče kakšen komentar?

Ali se dobi kakšna malo boljša grafična z VGA do 130€?

Čez kakšen teden mislim to kupiti. Ali so na vidiku kakšne pocenitve, akcije? smile

Lp,
Miha

Aha, hvala 51M3K. Zanima me še zakaj sta matična in procesor v prvem primeru toliko ceneje? Je kaj razlike v hitrosti ali je to samo ime firme?
Ali matična "MSI Matična plošča MSI K9N SLI-2F " prenese kakšno kasnejšo nadgradnjo (hitrejši procesor, boljšo grafično) in koliko ima slotov za rame? Zvočno verjetno že vsebuje?
Matična MSI - MSI K9N NEO F V3, AM2, nF560, PCIe, SATA2, GLAN je cenejša za 0.80€, na prvi pogled se mi zdi boljša. Se mi zdi prav?

In še grafični
Club 3D - nVidia Club 3D PCI-e GF8500GT 256MB GDDR2 TV+DVI
vs.
Sapphire - Grafična kartica Sapphire HD 2600PRO 512MB DDR2 PCIE 2DVII/TVO BULK  oz. 
Leadtek - Grafična kartica Leadtek PX8500GT 512M PCI-E/HDTV
(obe sta dražji za cca. 10€)

Hvala za odgovore.

Pri mojem prejšnjem računalniku sem mesec po nakupu videl da je konfiguracija u k***u, zato imam sedaj toliko vprašanj smile

Miha

Živjo

Razmišljam  o nakupu enega od vaših že sestavljenih računalnikov.

AMD Athlon Advanced
cena osnovne konfiguracije z DDV: 423,51 EUR

motherboard: MSI Matična plošča MSI K9N SLI-2F
cpu: AMD Procesor AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ BOX AM2
ram: Patriot Memory PATRIOT 2x 1GB DDR2 ram, PC2-6400, 800MHZ s hladilnikom
graphicscard: Club 3D nVidia Club 3D PCI-e GF8500GT 256MB GDDR2 TV+DVI
harddrive: Seagate Trdi disk Seagate 320GB SATA2 16MB 7200
opticaldrive: NEC DVD +/- RW NEC, AD-7170A , BULK, 18x, črn
case: LC Power Ohišje LC Pro-906B,350W(12cm+2xSATA),12cm FAN,blac

ali

Intel Core 2 Duo
cena osnovne konfiguracije z DDV: 482,61 EUR

motherboard: Gigabyte Gigabyte P35-DS3, S775, DDR2, PCIe, SATAII
cpu: INTEL Procesor Intel Core 2 Duo E4500 2.2GHZ, FSB 800, Box
ram: Patriot Memory PATRIOT DDR2 ram, 1GB PC2-6400, 800MHZ s hladilnikom
graphicscard: Club 3D nVidia Club 3D PCI-e GF8500GT 256MB GDDR2 TV+DVI
harddrive: Seagate Trdi disk Seagate 320GB SATA2 16MB 7200
opticaldrive: NEC DVD +/- RW NEC, AD-7170S, BULK, 18x, SATA, črn
case: LC Power Ohišje LC Pro-906B,350W(12cm+2xSATA),12cm FAN,blac


Ali je razlika med njima vredna 60€? (matična in procesor)
Računalnik bo za normalno rabo, občasno kakšna zahtevnejša igra.

Ali je napajalnik dovolj močan v teh dveh konfiguracijah??

Kako je z garancijo? Ali je na škatli nalepka proti odpiranju. Doma imam disk 80Gb in DVD, ki bi ju rad dal zraven.

Lp,
Miha